fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

(Fuente: rlffraff, vía be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

(vía be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

You are a genius.

(vía be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(vía be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

(vía be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog

(¬_¬) - You should go away

(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)

(° o °) - you shock me

(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you

(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you

（°Д°） - You scare me

( T_T ) - You annoy me

(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…

(・・;) - How did I end up here?

(UnU) - you never talk to me

(^///^) - Something too naughty to say

(X ~ X) - Delete your blog

(Fuente: bendingpsychopaths, vía waddlingdodo)